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Wireless Security System Pet and Owner Hoodie Set

Wireless Security System Pet and Owner Hoodie Set

$89.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. For a cozy oversized fit, size up.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

🐾 Pet Hoodie Size Chart

Sizes are garment measurements. For sizes S–L, size up if between sizes. XL and XXL are generously fitted.

SizeBustLengthRecommended Breeds — Dogs & Cats
S41 cm / 16.1 in30 cm / 11.8 inChihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Toy Poodle, Maltese, Pomeranian, Miniature Pinscher, Papillon, Russian Toy, Affenpinscher, Italian Greyhound small.
Cats: small kittens, Singapura, Devon Rex, Cornish Rex
M56 cm / 22.1 in41 cm / 16.1 inFrench Bulldog, Pug, Shih Tzu, Mini Dachshund, Jack Russell, Bichon Frise, Cavalier King Charles, Lhasa Apso, Mini Schnauzer, Boston Terrier, Havanese.
Cats: Domestic Shorthair, Domestic Longhair, Abyssinian, Bengal, Russian Blue, Siamese, Burmese
L70 cm / 27.6 in50 cm / 19.7 inBeagle, Cocker Spaniel, Mini Aussie, Border Collie, Whippet, Sheltie, Welsh Corgi, English Springer Spaniel, Basenji.
Cats: British Shorthair, Maine Coon medium, Ragdoll young adult, Norwegian Forest Cat medium, Siberian medium
XL86 cm / 33.9 in61 cm / 24.0 inLabrador, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Standard Poodle, Australian Shepherd, Weimaraner, Dalmatian, Siberian Husky, Alaskan Malamute.
Cats: Maine Coon large, Ragdoll full grown, Norwegian Forest Cat large, Siberian large
XXL93 cm / 36.6 in79 cm / 31.1 inGerman Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Great Dane, Bernese Mountain Dog, Alaskan Malamute, Saint Bernard, Cane Corso, Giant Schnauzer, Belgian Malinois, Rhodesian Ridgeback.

Don't see your breed? Measure your pet's chest and match it to the Bust column — that's the most reliable guide.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Sizes S–L: If between sizes, size up for a more comfortable fit.
  • Sizes XL & XXL: Generously fitted — no need to size up.
  • Broad-chested breeds such as French Bulldogs, Boxers, and Bulldogs: go one size up from the chart.
  • Always measure chest, not weight — two pets the same weight can be very different sizes.
  • Long-bodied breeds such as Dachshunds and Corgis: prioritise the bust fit — a slightly shorter length will still look adorable.
  • Cats: Size up if between sizes S–L. Most adult domestic cats wear M or L.
Wireless Security System - Pet (Size)
Wireless Security System - Human (Color)
Wireless Security System - Human (Size)

📏 Please check size guides before ordering — items are made to order

📏 📦 Your set ships in two packages (made by different makers). Your hoodie arrives in about a week; your pet's in about 2–3 weeks. Full details below.

🐾 Free shipping on every set
Vibrant Long-Lasting Prints
🚚 Made fresh in 3–5 days
🔒 Secure checkout

State-of-the-art. Motion-activated. Alerts you to mail carriers, doorbells, squirrels, leaves, wind, and the occasional nothing at all. No subscription required — just snacks. This matching set is the joke every dog owner already lives. The human hoodie reads I have a wireless security system. The matching dog hoodie sets the record straight: I am the wireless security system. Worn together, they tell the truth about your household's actual line of defense — a deeply committed little alarm with four legs and zero chill, who will absolutely warn you about a delivery truck three blocks away. Soft, cozy fleece for you and all-over-print for your security system — built for patrol duty, perimeter naps, and barking at things that aren't there. Funny enough to gift. True enough that your dog will take it very seriously.

👤 What's in the set

Human hoodie

Rated one of the best hoodie blanks on TikTok and YouTube — known for its cozy midweight feel, clean oversized fit, and how well it holds print quality over time.

  • 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester
  • Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulder design
  • Clean no-drawcord neckline, kangaroo pocket
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-laundered, tear-away neck label

Pet hoodie

  • 100% soft polyester, slight stretch
  • Shortened belly — designed for potty breaks
  • 2.5 cm leash hole under the hood
  • Elastic cuffs, easy pullover design
  • Sizes S–XXL, fits dogs and cats
  • One color — coordinates with your chosen human hoodie color
🚚 Shipping & delivery

We don't keep stacks of hoodies sitting in a warehouse waiting to be bought. Every FluffnCo set is printed fresh the moment you order — yours, made just for you and your furry co-pilot, start to finish.Every set is made to order — production takes 3–5 business days for both hoodies.

The human and pet hoodies are produced by different partners and will arrive in separate shipments. You'll receive a tracking number for each as it ships.

👤 Human hoodie delivery after production:

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

🐾 Pet hoodie delivery after production:

  • 7–15 business days

Free shipping on every set. Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

☁️ Care instructions

Human hoodie

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the design

Pet hoodie

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
Frequently asked questions

Are the human and pet hoodies identical?
No — they're designed to coordinate but use different blanks, materials, and sizing. One is made for humans, one for pets.

Will the colors match exactly?
Colors are selected to coordinate closely. Slight shade variations can occur between the two hoodies due to different fabrics and printing methods.

Will the design match on both hoodies?
Yes. The graphic and theme are designed to coordinate across both pieces.

Do they ship together?
They may ship separately as they are produced by different fulfillment partners. You'll receive tracking for each as they ship.

Can I return or exchange?
Because every item is made to order, we don't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

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