Wireless Security System Pet and Owner Hoodie Set
Wireless Security System Pet and Owner Hoodie Set
📏 Please check size guides before ordering — items are made to order
📏 📦 Your set ships in two packages (made by different makers). Your hoodie arrives in about a week; your pet's in about 2–3 weeks. Full details below.
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State-of-the-art. Motion-activated. Alerts you to mail carriers, doorbells, squirrels, leaves, wind, and the occasional nothing at all. No subscription required — just snacks. This matching set is the joke every dog owner already lives. The human hoodie reads I have a wireless security system. The matching dog hoodie sets the record straight: I am the wireless security system. Worn together, they tell the truth about your household's actual line of defense — a deeply committed little alarm with four legs and zero chill, who will absolutely warn you about a delivery truck three blocks away. Soft, cozy fleece for you and all-over-print for your security system — built for patrol duty, perimeter naps, and barking at things that aren't there. Funny enough to gift. True enough that your dog will take it very seriously.
What's in the set
Human hoodie
Rated one of the best hoodie blanks on TikTok and YouTube — known for its cozy midweight feel, clean oversized fit, and how well it holds print quality over time.
- 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester
- Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulder design
- Clean no-drawcord neckline, kangaroo pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-laundered, tear-away neck label
Pet hoodie
- 100% soft polyester, slight stretch
- Shortened belly — designed for potty breaks
- 2.5 cm leash hole under the hood
- Elastic cuffs, easy pullover design
- Sizes S–XXL, fits dogs and cats
- One color — coordinates with your chosen human hoodie color
Shipping & delivery
We don't keep stacks of hoodies sitting in a warehouse waiting to be bought. Every FluffnCo set is printed fresh the moment you order — yours, made just for you and your furry co-pilot, start to finish.Every set is made to order — production takes 3–5 business days for both hoodies.
The human and pet hoodies are produced by different partners and will arrive in separate shipments. You'll receive a tracking number for each as it ships.
👤 Human hoodie delivery after production:
- 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
- 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days
🐾 Pet hoodie delivery after production:
- 7–15 business days
Free shipping on every set. Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Care instructions
Human hoodie
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the design
Pet hoodie
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
Frequently asked questions
Are the human and pet hoodies identical?
No — they're designed to coordinate but use different blanks, materials, and sizing. One is made for humans, one for pets.
Will the colors match exactly?
Colors are selected to coordinate closely. Slight shade variations can occur between the two hoodies due to different fabrics and printing methods.
Will the design match on both hoodies?
Yes. The graphic and theme are designed to coordinate across both pieces.
Do they ship together?
They may ship separately as they are produced by different fulfillment partners. You'll receive tracking for each as they ship.
Can I return or exchange?
Because every item is made to order, we don't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
