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Spoiled Bitch Pet and Owner Matching Hoodie Set

Spoiled Bitch Pet and Owner Matching Hoodie Set

“Spoiled Bitch” 🐾 “Spoiled Bitch”

One for you, one for them — because that's just how it works when they're family. Includes both hoodies.

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

$125.00

Human: Oversized boxy fit — order your usual size, or size down one for a trimmer look.

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📐 How to Measure Yourself

  • Chest Width: measured 1" below the armhole, flat across the front — compare directly to the Chest Width row, no doubling needed.
  • Body Length: from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) straight down to where you want the hem to fall.
  • Sleeve: from the center back of the neck, along the top of the shoulder and arm, down to and including the cuff rib.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.

Broad-chested, long-legged, extra fluffy? Check our sizing FAQ for breed-specific fit tips.

Pet: Runs small — a Frenchie takes an M. Measure the chest and size up if you're between.

🐾 Pet Hoodie Size Chart

Our pet sizing runs small — size up if you're unsure. A French Bulldog wears a Medium, not a Small. A Cockapoo wears a Large. The Bust is the garment measurement; the Real Fit column is who actually wears each size.

SizeBustLengthReal Fit — who actually wears this
S 41 cm / 16.1 in 30 cm / 11.8 in Cats and small, compact dogs — Chihuahua, Yorkie, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle, Maltese, Mini Dachshund.
Cats: most adult cats, including Maine Coon and Ragdoll
M 56 cm / 22.1 in 41 cm / 16.1 in Stocky small-to-medium dogs — French Bulldog (that's Millie), Pug, Boston Terrier, Shih Tzu, Cavalier, Mini Schnauzer.
L 70 cm / 27.6 in 50 cm / 19.7 in Longer or leggier medium dogs — Cockapoo (that's Cooper), Beagle, Cocker Spaniel, Border Collie, Corgi, Whippet, Sheltie.
XL 86 cm / 33.9 in 61 cm / 24.0 in Large dogs — Labrador, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Standard Poodle, Australian Shepherd, Dalmatian, Siberian Husky.
XXL 93 cm / 36.6 in 79 cm / 31.1 in Giant breeds — German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Great Dane, Bernese Mountain Dog, Malamute, Saint Bernard, Cane Corso.

Don't see your breed? Measure your pet's chest and go by body type — that's the most reliable guide. Two dogs with the same chest can wear different sizes.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Sizing runs small — when a measurement sits right on a size's number, the next size up is usually the better fit.
  • Measure chest, not weight — two pets the same weight can be very different sizes.
  • Body type matters, not just chest — a stocky Frenchie and a leggier Cockapoo measure alike but wear M and L. That's what the Real Fit column is for.
  • Broad-chested breeds (Frenchies, Pugs, Boxers): go by the chest measurement.
  • Long-bodied breeds (Corgis, Whippets): prioritise the bust — a slightly shorter length still looks adorable.
  • Still not sure? Message us your pet's chest measurement and we'll pick the size for you.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
Human Hoodie (Color)
Human Hoodie (Size)
Pet Hoodie (Size) — runs small, size up

📦 On its way to you in 3-5 days. Ships in 2 packages -- Human hoodies: US delivery expect 6-10 business days and Canada 8-13 business days after production. Pet hoodies: 7-15 business days after production.

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What's in the set

Human hoodie

  • 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester
  • Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulder design.
  • Available in 10 colors (depends on design)
  • Clean no-drawcord neckline, kangaroo pocket
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-laundered, tear-away neck label

Pet hoodie

  • 100% soft polyester, slight stretch, one signature colorway
  • Shortened belly — designed for potty breaks
  • 2.5 cm leash hole under the hood
  • Elastic cuffs, easy pullover design
  • Sizes S–XXL, fits dogs and cats

Two separate garments,
two separate shipments — sized and colored independently so each fits and
suits its wearer.

Shipping & delivery

The human and pet hoodies are produced by different partners and will arrive in separate shipments.

Production takes 3–5 business days. You'll receive a tracking number for each as it ships.

👤 Human hoodie

  • Expect delivery to US in 6-10 to Canada in 8-13 business days after production.

🐾 Pet hoodie

  • Expect delivery 7–15 business days after production.

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently asked questions

Are the human and pet hoodies identical?
No — they're designed to coordinate but use different blanks, materials, and sizing. One is made for humans, one for pets.

Will the colors match exactly?
Colors are selected to coordinate closely. Slight shade variations can occur between the two hoodies due to different fabrics and printing methods.

Will the design match on both hoodies?
Yes. The graphic and theme are designed to coordinate across both pieces.

What's the human hoodie made of?
An 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester. It's soft and cozy without being heavy, holds its boxy oversized shape, and keeps print quality crisp wash after wash. A real everyday hoodie, not a novelty piece.

Why are the pet hoodies made from polyester?
Because it's the right fabric for the job — and I tested it on my own pets first. Honestly, they got so comfortable they seemed to forget they were wearing anything. Polyester lets us print bright, edge-to-edge color that's dyed into the fiber, so it won't crack, peel, or fade in the wash. It's also lightweight and breathable so your pet stays comfortable, holds its shape with no shrinking or sagging, dries quickly, and stands up to zoomies and wash after wash.

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"Really soft inside, high quality — I wore it all Father's Day and got stares and laughs."

— Bruce C., verified buyer

🐾 30-Day Quality Guarantee — damaged or misprinted, we fix it.

Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll arrange a free reprint or store credit — whichever works best. Pet sizing runs small — check our Pet Size & Fit Guide or message us your measurements before ordering, since we can't undo it once it's in production. Because every piece is made to order, we can't offer returns or exchanges for change of mind or self-selected sizing errors. Shipping charges are non-refundable.

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