Rescue Dad Human Hoodie
Rescue Dad Human Hoodie
Fit: Oversized, boxy β runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.
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Hoodie Details
Hoodie Details
Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Production takes 3β5 business days.
You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.
- πΊπΈ US: 3β5 business days
- π¨π¦ Canada: 5β8 business days
Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.
Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β
You weren't going to get a dog. You were very clear about that, repeatedly, to several people. Then you met one who'd already had a whole life before you, and that was that. Nobody's brought it up since.
Rescue Dad. Didn't want a pet. Currently has strong opinions about which brand of treat is best.
They came with a history you'll never fully know. Some noise they don't like. A way of watching the door for the first few weeks. And then, at some point you probably couldn't name, they stopped bracing and just started sleeping β properly, on their side, in the middle of the room.
That took time. You gave it. That's the whole thing.
Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, and fully expected to be leaned on. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.
It will be covered in fur by Tuesday. That's fine.
- Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, made to be lived in
- Warm enough for early walks and long evenings on the couch
- No drawcord β nothing dangling for a dog to chew
- Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
- Built for the walk, the couch, and being leaned on without warning
- One of the easiest gifts there is for a dog dad: you only need his hoodie size, nothing else
Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
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