Pug Dad Human Hoodie
Pug Dad Human Hoodie
Fit: Oversized, boxy β runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.
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Hoodie Details
Hoodie Details
Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Production takes 3β5 business days.
You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.
- πΊπΈ US: 3β5 business days
- π¨π¦ Canada: 5β8 business days
Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.
Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β
A face like a fist that fell in love. A snore you can hear through a closed door. The unshakeable confidence of a small square animal who has never once doubted he's the best thing in the room. He's right, obviously. You're the Pug Dad. It's a title.
Pug Dad. Outnumbered by one very small, very loud, extremely smug dog, and completely at peace with it.
You know the snore. The one that shouldn't be physically possible from something that size and somehow rattles the couch. The bug-eyed stare that means either "I love you" or "there is food nearby" and you've stopped trying to tell the difference. The way he sits like a loaf and looks at you like he owns the mortgage.
You didn't stand a chance and you know it. Pug Dad. Wear it with the pride it demands.
Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, and destined to be snored on. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.
There will be pug hair. There is always pug hair. It's part of the deal.
- Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, made to be lived in
- Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
- No drawcord β nothing dangling for a pug to chew
- Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
- Built for the walk, the couch, and being used as a pug pillow without warning
- An easy gift for the pug dad in your life: you only need his hoodie size, nothing else
Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
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