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Master Mechanic Human Hoodie

Master Mechanic Human Hoodie

$91.00

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

For the ones who don't just own a pet — they built a life around one.

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📐 How to Measure Yourself

  • Chest Width: measured 1" below the armhole, flat across the front — compare directly to the Chest Width row, no doubling needed.
  • Body Length: from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) straight down to where you want the hem to fall.
  • Sleeve: from the center back of the neck, along the top of the shoulder and arm, down to and including the cuff rib.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

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Master Mechanic. Diagnoses by sound, works by feel, and has never once been impressed by a warning light.

Anyone can read a code. You can tell the difference between a noise that means nothing and a noise that means stop the car. You know how a bolt feels a quarter turn before it goes. You've got knuckles that remember every job that fought back.

That's not a hobby and it isn't luck. It's a trade, and it took years.

Made for the garage in January

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — room to reach across an engine bay without the hem riding up your back. Warm enough for a cold bay in the morning. And no drawcord: nothing to hang down over a running engine, catch on a belt, or get in your way under a car.

The Master Mechanic graphic is printed direct-to-garment on the front, so it's in the fabric rather than sitting on top of it. It fades and wears in like anything that gets used.

Meant to get worn, not saved

This isn't a display piece. It's the one that ends up in the shop, in the truck, and back in the shop — the one that earns its marks. Worn in is the point.

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Made fresh in 3-5 business days. Expect delivery to US in 6-10 to Canada in 8-13 business days after production.

Business days exclude weekends and holidays. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

🚚 Flat rate shipping — $6 US / $8 CA. Free on orders over $49.99.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer sizes XS–3XL in a relaxed, oversized fit. Check our Size & Fit Guide for exact measurements before you order.

What's the fabric like?
Soft, breathable cotton designed for everyday comfort.

Will this fit me?
Our hoodies are cut oversized and boxy — made for that relaxed, lived-in fit. Check our size guide before ordering to find your perfect match.

How long will it take to arrive?
Every hoodie is printed fresh when you order — no warehouse stock, no mystery inventory. Here's what to expect:

  • US: delivery 6-10 business days
  • Canada: delivery in 10-13 business days

Please allow 3–5 business days for your hoodie to be made. You'll get a tracking email the moment it ships.

How does it hold up to washing?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print is built to last — no cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.

🐾 30-Day Quality Guarantee — damaged or misprinted, we fix it.

Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll arrange a free reprint or store credit — whichever works best. Because every piece is made to order, we can't offer returns or exchanges for change of mind or self-selected sizing errors. Shipping charges are non-refundable.

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