• I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
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  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
  • I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set - FluffnCoBluexsScats
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I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set

I Pay My Therapist With Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set

One matching set, two-sided conversation — you wear the setup, your pet wears the other half of the story. If pets could talk.

“I pay my therapist with treats” 🐾 “Patterned Hoodie”

Includes both owner and pet hoodies

$89.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.

🐾 Pet Hoodie Size Chart

Sizes are garment measurements. Measure your pet's chest and match it to the Bust column for the best fit.

SizeBustLengthRecommended Breeds — Dogs & Cats
S41 cm / 16.1 in30 cm / 11.8 inChihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Toy Poodle, Maltese, Pomeranian, Miniature Pinscher, Papillon, Russian Toy, Affenpinscher, Italian Greyhound small.
Cats: small kittens, Singapura, Devon Rex, Cornish Rex
M56 cm / 22.1 in41 cm / 16.1 inFrench Bulldog, Pug, Shih Tzu, Mini Dachshund, Jack Russell, Bichon Frise, Cavalier King Charles, Lhasa Apso, Mini Schnauzer, Boston Terrier, Havanese.
Cats: Domestic Shorthair, Domestic Longhair, Abyssinian, Bengal, Russian Blue, Siamese, Burmese
L70 cm / 27.6 in50 cm / 19.7 inBeagle, Cocker Spaniel, Mini Aussie, Border Collie, Whippet, Sheltie, Welsh Corgi, English Springer Spaniel, Basenji.
Cats: British Shorthair, Maine Coon medium, Ragdoll young adult, Norwegian Forest Cat medium, Siberian medium
XL86 cm / 33.9 in61 cm / 24.0 inLabrador, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Standard Poodle, Australian Shepherd, Weimaraner, Dalmatian, Siberian Husky, Alaskan Malamute.
Cats: Maine Coon large, Ragdoll full grown, Norwegian Forest Cat large, Siberian large
XXL93 cm / 36.6 in79 cm / 31.1 inGerman Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Great Dane, Bernese Mountain Dog, Alaskan Malamute, Saint Bernard, Cane Corso, Giant Schnauzer, Belgian Malinois, Rhodesian Ridgeback.

Don't see your breed? Measure your pet's chest and match it to the Bust column — that's the most reliable guide.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Measure chest, not weight — two pets the same weight can be very different sizes.
  • Match the Bust column to your pet's chest girth for the best fit.
  • Broad-chested breeds such as French Bulldogs, Pugs, and Boxers: go by the chest measurement — the boxy cut already leaves room.
  • Long-bodied breeds such as Dachshunds and Corgis: prioritise the bust fit — a slightly shorter length will still look adorable.
  • Cats: most adult domestic cats wear M or L — go by the chest measurement.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
Human (Color)
Human (Size)
Pet (Size)

Human: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Pet: Snug, stretchy AOP — measure your pup against the chart.

  • 🚚 Free shipping
  • 🎨 Prints that last
  • 🔒 Secure checkout

📦 Ships in 2 packages — your hoodie in ~3–8 business days, your pet's in ~7–15. Ordering for a birthday or holiday? message us your date and we'll help make it work.

🐾

Fit Promise — fit's off, we fix it.

Free remake if it arrives misprinted, defective, or more than an inch off spec.Let us know within 7 days of delivery. Check the size guide before you order and you'll almost never need it.

★★★★★

"Really soft inside, high quality — I wore it all Father's Day and got stares and laughs."

— Bruce C., verified buyer

What's in the set

Human hoodie

  • 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester
  • Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulder design
  • Clean no-drawcord neckline, kangaroo pocket
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-laundered, tear-away neck label

Pet hoodie

  • 100% soft polyester, slight stretch
  • Shortened belly — designed for potty breaks
  • 2.5 cm leash hole under the hood
  • Elastic cuffs, easy pullover design
  • Sizes S–XXL, fits dogs and cats
  • One color — coordinates with your chosen human hoodie color

Shipping & delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

The human and pet hoodies are produced by different partners and will arrive in separate shipments. You'll receive a tracking number for each as it ships.

👤 Human hoodie delivery after production:

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

🐾 Pet hoodie delivery after production:

  • 7–15 business days

Free shipping on every set. Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently asked questions

Are the human and pet hoodies identical?
No — they're designed to coordinate but use different blanks, materials, and sizing. One is made for humans, one for pets.

Will the colors match exactly?
Colors are selected to coordinate closely. Slight shade variations can occur between the two hoodies due to different fabrics and printing methods.

Will the design match on both hoodies?
Yes. The graphic and theme are designed to coordinate across both pieces.

What's the human hoodie made of?
An 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester. It's soft and cozy without being heavy, holds its boxy oversized shape, and keeps print quality crisp wash after wash. A real everyday hoodie, not a novelty piece.

Why are the pet hoodies made from polyester?
Because it's the right fabric for the job — and I tested it on my own pets first. Honestly, they got so comfortable they seemed to forget they were wearing anything. Polyester lets us print bright, edge-to-edge color that's dyed into the fiber, so it won't crack, peel, or fade in the wash. It's also lightweight and breathable so your pet stays comfortable, holds its shape with no shrinking or sagging, dries quickly, and stands up to zoomies and wash after wash.

Best therapist you’ve ever had has four legs and a treat-only payment plan. No copay, just snacks and unconditional eye contact. You wear the statement; they wear it head to toe. Wildly affordable self-care, now matching.

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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