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Household Hockey League Human Hoodie

Household Hockey League Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder β€” order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

πŸ“ Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder β€” no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
Color
Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy β€” runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Hockey League & Net Minder Pet and Owner Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set β€” both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set β€” $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β€” room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β€” nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ US: 3–5 business days
  • πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β†’

🐾 Pet-parent approved
πŸ’Œ Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
πŸ”’ Secure checkout

It's not a season. It's the whole calendar. You know the smell of a cold rink at 6am, the sound of a puck on fresh ice, and exactly how many days until it starts again. This is for the ones who never really put the stick down.

Household Hockey League. One team, no off-season, and a garage that hasn't parked a car since the nets went up.

For you it was never just a sport you watched. It's the driveway games that ran past dark, the tape ball in the basement, the standings you keep in your head, the argument about the greatest of all time that has no ending and doesn't need one. Hockey isn't on your schedule. It is the schedule.

This is the crest for that. Your league, your rules, your household β€” the one team you've been on your whole life.

Built for the cold rink and the couch playoff run

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders, so it layers over a jersey at the rink and still works on its own for the third period on the couch. Warm enough for a 6am practice run and an outdoor game in February. No drawcord to get in the way.

The Household Hockey League crest is printed direct-to-garment on the front, so it's part of the fabric rather than sitting on top of it. It softens and wears in the way anything you actually use does.

The one you reach for all season

Not a game-day-only hoodie. This is the one that goes to the rink, the tailgate, the driveway, the couch, and back to the rink. Broken in is the point.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β€” layers over a jersey, works on its own
  • Warm enough for a cold rink at 6am or an outdoor game in February
  • No drawcord β€” nothing to get in the way at the rink or on the ice
  • Front DTG crest that softens and wears in with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for all season β€” rink, driveway, tailgate, couch, repeat
  • An easy gift for the hockey person in your life: you only need their hoodie size, nothing else

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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