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Frenchie Mom Human Hoodie

Frenchie Mom Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Frenchie Mom Pet and Owner Matching Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
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Bat ears, a face full of wrinkles, a snore like a small engine, and absolutely zero awareness of personal space. You'd give this dog a kidney. Frenchie Mom. It's a whole personality and it's yours.

Frenchie Mom. Ruled entirely by a small, wrinkled, snorting dog who thinks he's a lap-sized king. He's not wrong.

You know the snort. The bat ears that hear a treat bag from two rooms away. The full-body wiggle at the door. The complete inability to regulate their own temperature, which means you now own more dog clothing than most dogs will see in a lifetime. And the way they climb directly onto your chest like it's their assigned seat, because it is.

Frenchie Mom isn't a label. It's a lifestyle, a personality, and a considerable amount of your phone storage.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and destined to be sat on by something small and determined. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

Frenchie hair is a given. You made your peace with it long ago.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — nothing dangling for a Frenchie to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for the couch, the walk, and a Frenchie parked directly on your chest
  • An easy gift for the Frenchie mom in your life: you only need her hoodie size, nothing else

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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