📦 Printed fresh in 1-3 business days. Tracked delivery in 7-18 business days.
Fit: True-to-size retail fit: not oversized — order your normal tee size.
Small, independent — not fast fashion Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
- Every design starts with a real joke between a real human and a real dog
- Made to order, not mass-produced
- Original artwork, designed in-house — you won't find it anywhere else
"Doing Dog Dad Stuff" — the official uniform for weekend errands, treat runs, and pretending the vet bill wasn't that bad. This one's for the guys whose calendar somehow revolves around walk times and whose phone camera roll is 90% dog photos. Comfortable, true to size, and made for showing off the title you never applied for but definitely earned. Pair it with your dog's matching hoodie for the full dad-and-dog moment.
Buying as a gift?
- Ship it straight to them. Enter their address as the shipping address at checkout.
- Add a personal note. Write your gift message in the cart note.
- Not sure of their size? Send us their measurements and we'll help you pick the right size, or send a gift card and let them pick.
- Shopping for their pet too? Pet hoodie sizes list the breeds that usually fit, so you can choose without asking.
T Shirt Details
Premium T-Shirt (Bella 3001)
Front print, placed at standard chest position
* True-to-size fit — order your normal size, no guessing games.
* 100% combed cotton (solid colors) — soft enough that you'll actually wear it past laundry day one, not just gift-wrap it.
* Pre-shrunk fabric — what fits out of the box still fits after the wash.
* Cover-stitched sleeves — won't fray, curl, or unravel after wash after wash.
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — keeps its shape wash after wash, not stretched out by week two.
* Side seams — a cleaner, more tailored fit than tube-cut cheap tees.
* Direct-to-garment print — won't crack, peel, or fade like cheap heat-transfer tees.
* Tear-away label — because nobody needs a scratchy reminder they're wearing a dictionary joke.
Note: Ash and Athletic Heather are heathered blends with a small percentage of polyester for their signature marled texture.
Shipping & Delivery
Made fresh in 3-5 business days. Expect delivery to US in 6-10 to Canada in 8-13 business days after production.
Business days exclude weekends and holidays. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your tee ships.
🚚 Flat rate shipping — $6 US / $8 CA. Free on orders over $49.99.
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
We offer sizes XS–3XL. Order your usual size. Check our Size & Fit Guide for exact measurements before you order.
What's the fabric like?
Soft, breathable cotton designed for everyday comfort.
Can I wash it normally?
Yes — machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and high heat to keep the print looking fresh.