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Dogs are my love language Human Hoodie

Dogs are my love language Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Dogs are my Love Language Pet and Owner Hoodie Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

Some people say it with words. You say it in belly rubs, stolen bites of dinner, and a voice reserved exclusively for one very good animal. Everyone in your life has heard that voice. Nobody judges you for it.

Dogs Are My Love Language. Spoken fluently, daily, and mostly in a voice two octaves higher than my normal one.

You greet the dog first. You narrate their day back to them. You've turned the car around for a forgotten toy and you didn't even resent it. Every good day starts with a wet nose and ends with a warm weight at the foot of the bed, and honestly, that's the whole secret to a good life and you figured it out early.

People who don't have a dog think you're exaggerating. People who do are nodding right now.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and made to be leaned on, sat on, and covered in fur. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

Fur is included at no extra charge. It arrives on its own.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — nothing dangling for a dog to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for the walk, the couch, and being leaned on without warning
  • One of the easiest gifts there is for any dog person: no breed to match, you only need their hoodie size

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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