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Dog Person Human Hoodie

Dog Person Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
Color
Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Dog Bone Pattern Pet Hoodie Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $29.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

Two words. That's the whole introduction. Everyone who needs to understand already does, and everyone who doesn't was never going to.

Dog Person. It's not a hobby, it's a category of human, and you're filing yourself under it proudly.

You've got a specific voice for them. A camera roll that's 90% one face. A radar that finds the one dog at any party and a conversation that's mostly about your own. You'd reorganize a weekend around them and call it a good weekend. Two words cover all of it.

People either get it immediately or they don't. You've stopped sorting the ones who don't.

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  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — nothing dangling for a dog to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Clean two-word statement — subtle enough to wear anywhere, clear enough to say everything
  • One of the easiest gifts there is for any dog person — no breed to match, you only need their hoodie size

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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