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Collect Them All Human Hoodie

Collect Them All Human Hoodie

$92.00

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

Every breed, every pose, one shirt — and the quiet ambition of someone who has genuinely considered whether they could fit just one more dog into their life. (You could. You know you could.)

Collect Them All. A complete set of very good dogs, and a life goal you're not entirely joking about.

Big ones, small ones, floofy ones, the one shaped like a loaf, the one that's mostly legs. This design lays them all out like a collection — and if some part of you looked at it and thought "how many have I got so far," this is your shirt.

You don't have a favorite breed. You have a favorite species, and you would like all of it, please.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and made to be worn while surrounded by as many dogs as you've managed to collect so far. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

Gotta pet 'em all.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — nothing dangling for any of your dogs to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Every breed in one design — for the dog lover who refuses to pick a favorite
  • A funny gift for any dog person, no matter their breed: you only need their hoodie size

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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