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Cats are my love language Human Hoodie

Cats are my love language Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Cats are my Love Language Pet and Owner Hoodie Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

Some people say it with words. You say it by learning the exact spot behind the ears, keeping the good treats stocked, and accepting that affection here is earned, rationed, and worth every bit of the effort.

Cats Are My Love Language. Fluent, devoted, and entirely at the mercy of something that may or may not acknowledge me today.

You've rearranged your life around a small animal that treats your affection as optional and your lap as a sometimes-privilege. You know the difference between the slow blink and the flat stare. You've had a full conversation with a cat and meant every word. And when they finally, deliberately choose you — climb on, settle in, start that engine — there is genuinely no better feeling available.

People who don't get it will never get it. You've stopped trying to explain.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and ideal for a lap that is about to be claimed. No drawcord, which the cat would otherwise consider a toy and a challenge. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

It will be covered in fur immediately. This is not a flaw in the hoodie.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — which a cat would otherwise treat as a personal toy
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for the couch, the window seat, and a lap that's been claimed
  • An easy gift for the cat person in your life who loves their cat more than most people: you only need their hoodie size, nothing else

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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