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Cat Person Human Hoodie

Cat Person Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder β€” order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

πŸ“ Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder β€” no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
Color
Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy β€” runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β€” room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β€” nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ US: 3–5 business days
  • πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β†’

🐾 Pet-parent approved
πŸ’Œ Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
πŸ”’ Secure checkout

Two words and a heart. That's the entire statement. The cat, naturally, remains unimpressed β€” which is exactly how you like it.

Cat Person. Not a phase, not a stereotype, just a fact you wear on your chest with total confidence.

You've got a voice for them that no one else gets to hear. A lap that's technically yours but functionally theirs. A phone full of one unbothered face and a genuine thrill every time they choose to sit near you β€” near, not on, let's not get carried away. Two words cover the whole arrangement.

People who don't get it think you're exaggerating. People who do are already nodding.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders β€” soft, roomy, and ideal for a lap that's about to be claimed on the cat's schedule, not yours. No drawcord, which the cat would otherwise treat as a personal toy. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

Covered in fur immediately. This is simply the tax.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β€” soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord β€” which a cat would otherwise consider a personal toy
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Clean two-word statement β€” subtle enough to wear anywhere, clear enough to say everything
  • An easy gift for any cat person: no breed to match, you only need their hoodie size

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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