Bestie's Mama Human Hoodie
Bestie's Mama Human Hoodie
Fit: Oversized, boxy β runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.
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Hoodie Details
Hoodie Details
Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Production takes 3β5 business days.
You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.
- πΊπΈ US: 3β5 business days
- π¨π¦ Canada: 5β8 business days
Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.
Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β
They were supposed to be a pet. Then somewhere along the way they became the one who knows what kind of day you've had before you've said anything. You're not their owner. You're their person, and they're your best friend, and you both know it.
Bestie's Mama. The only title you've ever actually wanted.
They wait at the window. They know the sound of your car. They follow you from room to room for no reason at all, and lie down again the second you stop moving. Somewhere between the first night home and now, they stopped being a pet and started being your best friend.
Everyone else calls it a dog. You know exactly what it is.
Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, and entirely willing to be sat on. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.
It's going to end up covered in fur. That's rather the point.
- Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, made to be lived in
- Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
- No drawcord β nothing dangling for a dog to chew
- Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
- Built for the couch, the walk, and being climbed on without warning
- One of the easiest gifts there is for a dog mom: you only need her hoodie size, nothing else
Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
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