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Bestie's Mama Human Hoodie

Bestie's Mama Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder β€” order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

πŸ“ Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder β€” no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
Color
Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy β€” runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Bestie's Mama & Mama's Bestie Matching Dog & Owner Hoodie Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set β€” both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set β€” $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β€” room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β€” nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ US: 3–5 business days
  • πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β†’

🐾 Pet-parent approved
πŸ’Œ Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
πŸ”’ Secure checkout

They were supposed to be a pet. Then somewhere along the way they became the one who knows what kind of day you've had before you've said anything. You're not their owner. You're their person, and they're your best friend, and you both know it.

Bestie's Mama. The only title you've ever actually wanted.

They wait at the window. They know the sound of your car. They follow you from room to room for no reason at all, and lie down again the second you stop moving. Somewhere between the first night home and now, they stopped being a pet and started being your best friend.

Everyone else calls it a dog. You know exactly what it is.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders β€” soft, roomy, and entirely willing to be sat on. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

It's going to end up covered in fur. That's rather the point.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β€” soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord β€” nothing dangling for a dog to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for the couch, the walk, and being climbed on without warning
  • One of the easiest gifts there is for a dog mom: you only need her hoodie size, nothing else

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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