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The Head Chef Human Hoodie

The Head Chef Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Head Chef and Sous Chef Pet and Owner Hoodie Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

Being the person who feeds everyone is invisible work. This is a hoodie that names the job out loud and makes it funny instead of thankless.

Head Chef. Ten years of experience, zero formal training, one very persistent taste tester.

You don't have a Michelin star. You have a drawer of takeout menus you've never once opened, a person who asks what's for dinner at 4pm, and a small assistant who has appointed himself to Quality Control without being asked.

· Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking · Reads as a complete joke on its own — no second piece required · Easy to gift: hoodie size is the only thing you need to know · Matching Sous Chef pet hoodie available separately when you want it

A good gift, and an easy one

If you're buying for someone who cooks, this is the rare funny gift that gets worn past the first week. You need their hoodie size and nothing else — no measuring anyone's dog, no guessing.

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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