I'm a Mom Human Hoodie
I'm a Mom Human Hoodie
For the ones who don't just own a pet — they built a life around one.
Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.
📦 On its way to you in 3-5 days. US delivery expect 6-10 business days and Canada 8-13 business days after production.
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Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
I'm a Mom. (The kid is a dog. This changes nothing about how seriously I take the role.)
You do the school run — to the park. You pack snacks. You have a monitor situation, a strong opinion about bedtime, and a phone full of photos of one specific face. You worry when they won't eat. You brag when they learn something new. If anyone asks whether you have kids, there's a pause, and then a very long story.
It counts. You know it counts. Anyone who's met your dog knows it counts.
Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and built for a mom whose kid sheds. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.
Covered in fur by lunchtime. That's just parenthood.
Hoodie Details
Hoodie Details
Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Made fresh in 3-5 business days. Expect delivery to US in 6-10 to Canada in 8-13 business days after production.
Business days exclude weekends and holidays. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.
🚚 Flat rate shipping — $6 US / $8 CA. Free on orders over $49.99.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
We offer sizes XS–3XL in a relaxed, oversized fit. Check our Size & Fit Guide for exact measurements before you order.
What's the fabric like?
Soft, breathable cotton designed for everyday comfort.
Will this fit me?
Our hoodies are cut oversized and boxy — made for that relaxed, lived-in fit. Check our size guide before ordering to find your perfect match.
How long will it take to arrive?
Every hoodie is printed fresh when you order — no warehouse stock, no mystery inventory. Here's what to expect:
- US: delivery 6-10 business days
- Canada: delivery in 10-13 business days
Please allow 3–5 business days for your hoodie to be made. You'll get a tracking email the moment it ships.
How does it hold up to washing?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print is built to last — no cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.
🐾 30-Day Quality Guarantee — damaged or misprinted, we fix it.
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll arrange a free reprint or store credit — whichever works best. Because every piece is made to order, we can't offer returns or exchanges for change of mind or self-selected sizing errors. Shipping charges are non-refundable.

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