I'm a Mom Human Hoodie
I'm a Mom Human Hoodie
Fit: Oversized, boxy β runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.
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Hoodie Details
Hoodie Details
Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β room to actually move in a kitchen Β· Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz Β· No drawcord β nothing to drag through the pan or the sink Β· Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up Β· Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Production takes 3β5 business days.
You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.
- πΊπΈ US: 3β5 business days
- π¨π¦ Canada: 5β8 business days
Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.
Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide β
Yes, I'm a mom. My kid has four legs, exceptional ears, and has never once talked back β out loud. Before you congratulate me: he's a dog. Best decision I ever made.
I'm a Mom. (The kid is a dog. This changes nothing about how seriously I take the role.)
You do the school run β to the park. You pack snacks. You have a monitor situation, a strong opinion about bedtime, and a phone full of photos of one specific face. You worry when they won't eat. You brag when they learn something new. If anyone asks whether you have kids, there's a pause, and then a very long story.
It counts. You know it counts. Anyone who's met your dog knows it counts.
Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, and built for a mom whose kid sheds. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.
Covered in fur by lunchtime. That's just parenthood.
- Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders β soft, roomy, made to be lived in
- Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
- No drawcord β nothing dangling for a dog to chew
- Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
- Built for the walk, the couch, and a kid who sheds
- A funny, sweet gift for the dog mom in your life who takes the title completely seriously: you only need her hoodie size, nothing else
Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
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