• A woman wearing a black pullover hoodie with a retro-style graphic that reads 'EASILY DISTRACTED BY PAWS' in beige text over stacked horizontal stripes in teal, cream, orange, and red, with black paw prints across the front. She is standing against a plain light beige wall.
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Easily Distracted by Paws Human Hoodie

Easily Distracted by Paws Human Hoodie

$64.99

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Easily Distracted by Paws/Treats Matching Pet and Owner Hoodie Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $89.99

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

You were mid-sentence. There was a dog. The sentence is gone now and it's not coming back. This has happened your entire life and you've made peace with being this way in public.

Easily Distracted by Paws. A medical condition, essentially. Untreated, by choice.

You cannot walk past a dog without a full internal event. Conversations stop. Plans pause. You've crossed a street for a golden retriever and you'd do it again. Somewhere out there is a dog you were "just going to say hi to" twenty minutes ago and the person you were with has learned to wait.

It's not a flaw. It's a personality, and it's a good one.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and ideal for a day of getting sidetracked by every dog you pass. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

Will attract dogs. That's not a warning, that's the point.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — nothing dangling for a dog to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for the walk, the couch, and stopping for every single dog you pass
  • An easy gift for the dog lover in your life who greets every dog before every human: you only need their hoodie size, nothing else

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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