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Spoiled Bitch Human Hoodie

Spoiled Bitch Human Hoodie

$92.00

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length from HPS 26.5 27.5 28.5 29.5 30.5 32 33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole 22 23.25 24.5 25.5 26.75 28 29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib 35 36 37 38 39 40 41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📏 Fit Tips

  • Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
  • For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
  • Want it trimmer? Size down one.
  • Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
  • Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
  • Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.
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Size

Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

Spoiled Bitch Pet and Owner Matching Hoodie Set Want the matching pet hoodie? See the full set — both hoodies, full photos, pet sizing and fit details. View the set — $127.00

Hoodie Details

Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking

Shipping & Delivery

Production takes 3–5 business days.

You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

  • 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
  • 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days

Business days exclude weekends and holidays.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.

Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →

🐾 Pet-parent approved
💌 Made with cozy comfort
🎁 Perfect for gifting
🔒 Secure checkout

She has a bed in every room and sleeps in yours. She has opinions about weather. She gets a bite of whatever you're eating and has never once been told no with any conviction. You did this. You'd do it again tomorrow.

Spoiled Bitch. Not an accusation. A description, and frankly an achievement.

She has a bed in every room and sleeps in yours anyway. She will not go outside if the ground is wet. She has been carried — as an adult, in public, more than once — and she expects it again.

Nobody made her like this by accident. You had a whole plan about boundaries. She looked at you once and the plan was over. No regrets available at this time.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and destined to be slept on. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

She will be lying on this within an hour. You'll let her.

  • Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
  • Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
  • No drawcord — nothing dangling for a dog to chew
  • Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
  • Built for the couch, the walk, and being slept on immediately
  • A very easy gift for a girl-dog owner who knows exactly what she's created: you only need her hoodie size, nothing else

Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

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