Running on Kibble Math & Guilt Trips T Shirt
Running on Kibble Math & Guilt Trips T Shirt
Made-to-order. Small-batch. Not mass-produced.
For the ones who don't just own a pet — they built a life around one.
👕 Premium T-Shirt (Bella 3001)
Fit: True-to-size retail fit: not oversized — order your normal tee size.
📦 On its way to you in 3-5 days. US delivery expect 6-10 business days and Canada 8-13 business days after production.
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Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
Every dog parent knows the math doesn't math. You budget for kibble, you end up buying treats, training treats, "just because" treats, and the emergency treats you keep in your bag for no reason at all. This tee is for the ones running the numbers and losing every single time — because one look from those eyes and the whole spreadsheet goes out the window. Vintage stamp-style graphic, cream ink on a dark, classic-fit tee that's soft enough for actual everyday wear (not just laundry day).
T Shirt Details
T Shirt Details
Premium T-Shirt (Bella 3001)
Front print, placed at standard chest position
* True-to-size fit — order your normal size, no guessing games.
* 100% combed cotton (solid colors) — soft enough that you'll actually wear it past laundry day one, not just gift-wrap it.
* Pre-shrunk fabric — what fits out of the box still fits after the wash.
* Cover-stitched sleeves — won't fray, curl, or unravel after wash after wash.
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — keeps its shape wash after wash, not stretched out by week two.
* Side seams — a cleaner, more tailored fit than tube-cut cheap tees.
* Direct-to-garment print — won't crack, peel, or fade like cheap heat-transfer tees.
* Tear-away label — because nobody needs a scratchy reminder they're wearing a dictionary joke.
Note: Ash and Athletic Heather are heathered blends with a small percentage of polyester for their signature marled texture.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Made fresh in 3-5 business days. Expect delivery to US in 6-10 to Canada in 8-13 business days after production.
Business days exclude weekends and holidays. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your tee ships.
🚚 Flat rate shipping — $6 US / $8 CA. Free on orders over $49.99.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
We offer sizes XS–3XL. Order your usual size. Check our Size & Fit Guide for exact measurements before you order.
What's the fabric like?
Soft, breathable cotton designed for everyday comfort.
Can I wash it normally?
Yes — machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and high heat to keep the print looking fresh.
Does it come in other colors?
Yes! Available in multiple colorways — check the color swatches above to see what's in stock for this design.
🐾 30-Day Quality Guarantee — damaged or misprinted, we fix it.
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll arrange a free reprint or store credit — whichever works best. Because every piece is made to order, we can't offer returns or exchanges for change of mind or self-selected sizing errors. Shipping charges are non-refundable.
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