Frenchie Mom Human Hoodie

Name: Frenchie Mom Human Hoodie
Brand: FluffnCo
Price: 91.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

$91.00

For the ones who don't just own a pet — they built a life around one.

Small, independent — not fast fashion Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.

Human Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. This hoodie has a boxy, oversized fit with a drop shoulder — order your usual size, or size down for a trimmer look.

Description	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Body Length from HPS	26.5	27.5	28.5	29.5	30.5	32	33
Chest Width 1" Below Armhole	22	23.25	24.5	25.5	26.75	28	29
Sleeve Length from Center Back inc Cuff Rib	35	36	37	38	39	40	41

Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie flat and compare for the best fit.

📐 How to Measure Yourself

Chest Width: measured 1" below the armhole, flat across the front — compare directly to the Chest Width row, no doubling needed.
Body Length: from the highest point of the shoulder (HPS) straight down to where you want the hem to fall.
Sleeve: from the center back of the neck, along the top of the shoulder and arm, down to and including the cuff rib.

📏 Fit Tips

Boxy, oversized fit: already roomy with a drop shoulder — no need to size up.
For your usual fit: order your normal hoodie size.
Want it trimmer? Size down one.
Best check: lay a hoodie you already love flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the Chest Width.
Between sizes? The roomy cut means the smaller size still wears comfortably.
Made to order: allow about an inch (3cm) of natural variation.

Premium hoodie. Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.

📦 On its way to you in 3-5 days. US delivery expect 6-10 business days and Canada 8-13 business days after production.

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Every design starts with a real joke between a real human and a real dog
Made to order, not mass-produced
Original artwork, designed in-house — you won't find it anywhere else

Frenchie Mom. Ruled entirely by a small, wrinkled, snorting dog who thinks he's a lap-sized king. He's not wrong.

You know the snort. The bat ears that hear a treat bag from two rooms away. The full-body wiggle at the door. The complete inability to regulate their own temperature, which means you now own more dog clothing than most dogs will see in a lifetime. And the way they climb directly onto your chest like it's their assigned seat, because it is.

Frenchie Mom isn't a label. It's a lifestyle, a personality, and a considerable amount of your phone storage.

Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and destined to be sat on by something small and determined. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.

Frenchie hair is a given. You made your peace with it long ago.

Hoodie Details

Premium 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester
Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulder design.
Clean no-drawcord neckline, kangaroo pocket
1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-laundered, tear-away neck label

Shipping & Delivery

Made fresh in 3-5 business days. Expect delivery to US in 6-10 to Canada in 8-13 business days after production.

Business days exclude weekends and holidays. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.

🚚 Flat rate shipping — $6 US / $8 CA. Free on orders over $49.99.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer sizes XS–3XL in a relaxed, oversized fit. Check our Size & Fit Guide for exact measurements before you order.

What's the fabric like?
Soft, breathable cotton designed for everyday comfort.

Will this fit me?
Our hoodies are cut oversized and boxy — made for that relaxed, lived-in fit. Check our size guide before ordering to find your perfect match.

How does it hold up to washing?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print is built to last — no cracking, no peeling, no fading after a few washes.

🐾 30-Day Quality Guarantee — damaged or misprinted, we fix it.

Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll arrange a free reprint or store credit — whichever works best. Because every piece is made to order, we can't offer returns or exchanges for change of mind or self-selected sizing errors. Shipping charges are non-refundable.

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