I'm a Mom Human Hoodie
I'm a Mom Human Hoodie
Fit: Oversized, boxy — runs large. Want it trimmer? Size down one.
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Hoodie Details
Hoodie Details
Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — room to actually move in a kitchen · Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly fleece, around 8.5 oz · No drawcord — nothing to drag through the pan or the sink · Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape when you push the sleeves up · Front DTG print that softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Production takes 3–5 business days.
You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your hoodie ships.
- 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
- 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days
Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I wash it?
Cold wash inside out, tumble dry low, no fabric softener on the print.
Fit Promise: made to order to our size charts. Misprinted or more than an inch off the size you ordered? Let us know within 7 days and we'll remake it for free. Size & Fit Guide →
Yes, I'm a mom. My kid has four legs, exceptional ears, and has never once talked back — out loud. Before you congratulate me: he's a dog. Best decision I ever made.
I'm a Mom. (The kid is a dog. This changes nothing about how seriously I take the role.)
You do the school run — to the park. You pack snacks. You have a monitor situation, a strong opinion about bedtime, and a phone full of photos of one specific face. You worry when they won't eat. You brag when they learn something new. If anyone asks whether you have kids, there's a pause, and then a very long story.
It counts. You know it counts. Anyone who's met your dog knows it counts.
Cut oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, and built for a mom whose kid sheds. No drawcord to get chewed. The graphic is printed direct-to-garment, so it fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking.
Covered in fur by lunchtime. That's just parenthood.
- Oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders — soft, roomy, made to be lived in
- Warm enough to be the whole outfit on a slow day
- No drawcord — nothing dangling for a dog to chew
- Front DTG print that fades and softens with the hoodie instead of cracking
- Built for the walk, the couch, and a kid who sheds
- A funny, sweet gift for the dog mom in your life who takes the title completely seriously: you only need her hoodie size, nothing else
Made to order, not mass-made. Printed just for you. And when a design retires, it's gone for good.
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