Property of a Very Spoiled Dog Pet and Owner Set
Property of a Very Spoiled Dog Pet and Owner Set
📏 Please check size guides before ordering — items are made to order
📏 📦 Your set ships in two packages (made by different makers). Your hoodie arrives in about a week; your pet's in about 2–3 weeks. Full details below.
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Let's be honest about who's actually in charge. He doesn't have a job, he's never paid rent, and somehow he sleeps in the middle of the bed every night. You? You're staff. Devoted, willing, slightly underappreciated staff — and now you've got the uniform to prove it. This matching set is a two-sided confession. Your hoodie reads "Property of a Very Spoiled Dog." His reads "Very Spoiled Dog." Together they tell the whole truth: he owns you, you spoil him, and neither of you is sorry about it. The human hoodie is an oversized, midweight 80/20 cotton-blend fleece with a soft placement-print graphic — the kind of cozy you reach for on every walk, vet trip, and couch night. The pet hoodie is built for actual dogs: snug elastic cuffs, a leash hole so the harness still works, and a shortened belly so it stays put while he zooms. Wear it to the park and watch strangers clock both halves of the joke. Because the best part of having a spoiled dog isn't hiding it — it's matching him. Between sizes? Size up for the oversized fit. Measure your pup's chest before ordering.
What's in the set
Human hoodie
Rated one of the best hoodie blanks on TikTok and YouTube — known for its cozy midweight feel, clean oversized fit, and how well it holds print quality over time.
- 8.5 oz midweight fleece — 80% cotton / 20% polyester
- Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulder design
- Clean no-drawcord neckline, kangaroo pocket
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-laundered, tear-away neck label
Pet hoodie
- 100% soft polyester, slight stretch
- Shortened belly — designed for potty breaks
- 2.5 cm leash hole under the hood
- Elastic cuffs, easy pullover design
- Sizes S–XXL, fits dogs and cats
- One color — coordinates with your chosen human hoodie color
Shipping & delivery
We don't keep stacks of hoodies sitting in a warehouse waiting to be bought. Every FluffnCo set is printed fresh the moment you order — yours, made just for you and your furry co-pilot, start to finish.Every set is made to order — production takes 3–5 business days for both hoodies.
The human and pet hoodies are produced by different partners and will arrive in separate shipments. You'll receive a tracking number for each as it ships.
👤 Human hoodie delivery after production:
- 🇺🇸 US: 3–5 business days
- 🇨🇦 Canada: 5–8 business days
🐾 Pet hoodie delivery after production:
- 7–15 business days
Free shipping on every set. Business days exclude weekends and holidays.
Care instructions
Human hoodie
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the design
Pet hoodie
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
Frequently asked questions
Are the human and pet hoodies identical?
No — they're designed to coordinate but use different blanks, materials, and sizing. One is made for humans, one for pets.
Will the colors match exactly?
Colors are selected to coordinate closely. Slight shade variations can occur between the two hoodies due to different fabrics and printing methods.
Will the design match on both hoodies?
Yes. The graphic and theme are designed to coordinate across both pieces.
Do they ship together?
They may ship separately as they are produced by different fulfillment partners. You'll receive tracking for each as they ship.
Can I return or exchange?
Because every item is made to order, we don't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
